Bench Mark set by Tinfoscian while on Bench!!

In a strange turn of events, India won gold medal in table tennis demolishing chinese dominance  , and Indian olympic Association is demanding FoosBall to be a part of Olympics. The Champion from India is currently on bench in a Major IT company ...

This all started when a fresher from IT industry being on bench start practicing table tennis and thus become a champion, this former java champion in last 5 year with only experience of Table Tennis  has made sports his full time occupation while  remaining  on roll and being payed from Tinfosys.

When we questioned Hr , HR said "we too are surprised that Rakesh Mohan is working in our Company and Now extremely proud of him . He will be motivation for all others on Bench."

By viewing other companies with space constraint , can afford only Foosball , IOA demanding Foosball to be  part of Olympic.
IOA chairman quoted :-
"With that many Foosball tables in IT companies all over country we are full of champions "
In a study we found the total area covered by these Foosball tables is larger than , Whole football fields in Europe . If these event of Foosball got sponsors and get telecast-ed they can give hard time to EPL.

In an Interview with Rakesh mohan , He said "Initially I was quite depressed  to be on bench being a java professional , then i met my coach who himself surprisingly a Dotnet professional with 10 yr experience of bench. His dedication on TT table inspired me , one day on TT table while discussing Polymorphism and encapsulation I got to know many thing about table tennis."
There are many professional who got this opportunity to follow there passion  ,there are bloggers , authors , Foosball champion , real state specialist . Sometime i  feel more talented people could be found in bench area then in development."

Similar to the story of Rakesh Mohan we met another IT professional with 7 yr of experience of bench , He is now successfully installed thadi outside the same company , when asked  about his story he said "whereas I am still on bench and I receive my salary on 30th of each month ,
one day while on bench with all those cigarettes and tea cost we found that tea stall owner Shyam generate more revenue then most of our Project Manager.
So we decided to start this stall and now we are expanding to other It majors and small ventures ."

By getting impressed from Rakesh Mohan success even Bcci have asked Dhoni to put Ishant Sharma on bench .Strong message has been sent  to Munaf patel, Nehra  , Rp singh who are on bench since long time to go under training and change there skill set.
Munaf patel is now official water boy , taking training from dinesh kartik who will replace Project manager Dhoni due to onsite failure. Hidden sources said Dhoni himself opted for Bench by viewing the major Indian Project IPL is in pipe line.

Congress who were planning to reinstate Kalmadi has decided to put him back on Bench and asked him to Perform Knowledge transfer to new budding politician , to perform a perfect scam without any bugs and Issues.

* All refrences made above are not coincidence , and any resemblance to living and dead is intentional instead of "rakesh mohan".